Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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