he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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