So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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