when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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