You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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