it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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