I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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