the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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