They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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