I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I FOUND THE LEGS
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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