yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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