That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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