let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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