all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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