it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
