Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize
