To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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