i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
