I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
