I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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