Fuck appropriateness.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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