i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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