problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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