Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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