I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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