It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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