Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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