Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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