Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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