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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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