Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Randomize
