I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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