we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
When did we convert life to cartoon?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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