Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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