Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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