There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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