I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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