Duck Duck Cougar?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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