I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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