do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
