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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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