Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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