her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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