It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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