the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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