Three words: puerto rican gang bang
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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