Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He shit in the fireplace
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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