I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Dicks are not precious.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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