They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It's like God shit irony all over that family
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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