nut hugger
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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