Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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