Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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