So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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