Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
