he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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